i've been getting the creeps from that security guard supposedly "guarding" the apartment where i live. you know my impression of security guards have always paunchy old men who like sneaking afternoon naps because honestly being a security guard is really pretty boring. anyway this guy however is kinda young and even wears this pair of navy blue thick glasses together with his arguably fair skin.

so when i was on my way out one day and he, sitting in the comfy air-conditioned guardhouse stopped me all of a sudden.

"excuse me miss, may i know whats the time now?"

(worst pick up line of the millenium i tell you. guys, please do not use this.)

okay but thats not the point.
i spotted this fully functioning clock hanging right on the wall in the guardhouse.

"ummm isnt there a clock there?" i said while gesturing towards it.

"oh, nonono, this is not accurate!"

hahahahaha. i was befuddled and rummaged through my bag for my handphone just to tell him the time which im sure he already knew lah.

lastly, i just had to add "it's correct".

conclusion: security guards cant do good pickup lines. especially ones with thick navy blue glasses :)