Steven Spielberg, So What?

[soundbitez; rui en &taufik - reach out for the skies]

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night
and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to
him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta
here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the
Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the
Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"
replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on
that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that
sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
you're all the same."

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