wala0 i cant stand this st0ry man!!
so funni!!!!
muz read~

>> > > > John, who was born without ears, needed to hire a
>> > > > new Bank Manager.
>> > > > He set up three interviews.
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>> > > > The first guy was great. He knew everything he
>> > > > needed to know and was
>> > > > very interesting. But at the end of the interview,
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>> > > > John asked him :
>> > > > "Do you notice anything different about me?"
>> > > > "Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you
>> > > > have no ears," came the reply.
>> > > > John did not appreciate his candor and threw him
>> > > > out of the office.
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>> > > > The second interview was with a woman, who had
>> > > > been with the bank a long
>> > > > time. She was even better than the first guy. But
>> > > > he asked her the same
>> > > > question:"Do you notice anything different about
>> > > > me?"
>> > > > "Well," she said, "you have no ears."
>> > > > John again got upset and tossed her out.
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>> > > > The third and final interviewee was the best of
>> > > > the bunch. He was a
>> > > > young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was
>> > > > smart. He was handsome.
>> > > > And he seemed to be a better businessman than the
>> > > > first two put together.
>> > > > John was anxious, but went ahead and asked the
>> > > > young man:
>> > > > "Do you notice anything different about me?"
>> > > > And much to his surprise, the young man answered,
>> > > > "Yes, You wear contact lenses."
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>> > > > John was shocked and realized this was an
>> > > > incredibly observant person.
>> > > > "How in the world did you know that?", he
>> > > > asked........
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>> > > > CAN U GUESS WHAT GENTLEMAN ANSWERED????.........
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>> > > > The young man fell off his chair laughing
>> > > > hysterically and replied,
>> > > > "Well,it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no
>> > > > f*cking ears!"